Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants. And her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you’re into Indian people. I’m not.
Michael: I feel very sorry for that banker because he has to evaluate what we are worth. He has to decide what we are capable of and how do you do that? What is Jim capable of… or Pam… or Kevin? (…) I don’t care if he goes and files a report and says that we’re nothing special because I think our future is very bright. We have only just begun.
Pam: Things are a little slow here. And there’s only so much cold calling you can do in a day. Turns out there’s no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone’s face. We’re getting pretty good at it.
The world sends people your way. Ryan came to me through a temp agency, Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from. The point is, you just have to play with the cards that you’re dealt.
10 episodes, 8/10
5x01, weight loss